Mariah v. Eminem ; Obsessed v. The Warning

Today, Eminem released a new diss track titled “The Warning” in response to Mariah’s music video “Obsessed”, which featured a goatee’d Eminem-look-alike, stalking Mariah’s every moves.   Angered by Mariah’s attempt to deny their “once” brief (sexual) relationship, Eminem warns:

You probably think since it’s been so long if i had something on you I
woulda did it by now

On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and
sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you

I can’t until Eminem releases his music video to see the response to Mariah.

Do you think Eminem went too far on this track?

(Below are the videos and lyrics for Mariah’s “Obsessed” and Eminem’s “The Warning.”)

Obsessed by Mariah Carey

I was like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?”
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh

Will the real MC please, step to the mike?
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh

All up in the blogs
Saying we met at the bar
When I don’t even know who you are

Saying we up in your house
Saying I’m up in your car
But you in LA and I’m out at Jermaine’s.
I’m up in the A

You so so lame
and no one here even mentions your name
It must be the weed. It must be the E

Cause you be popping hood
You get it popping, Oh
Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
Lying that you’re sexing me (when everybody knows)

It’s clear that you’re upset with me
Finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress
Last man on the earth still couldn’t hit this
You’re delusional, you’re delusional

Boy you’re losing your mind
It’s confusing yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like you’re bathing in Windex

Boy why you so obsessed with me?
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh

You on your job
You hating hard
Ain’t gon’ feed you
I’m gonna let you starve

Gasping for air
I’m ventilation
You out of breath
Hope you ain’t waiting

Telling the world how much you miss me
But we never were
So why you trippin’
You a mom and pop
I’m a corporation
I’m the press conference
and you a conversation

Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
Lying that you’re sexing me (when everybody knows)
It’s clear that you’re upset with me
Finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress
Last man on the earth still couldn’t hit this

You’re delusional, you’re delusional
Boy you’re losing your mind
It’s confusing yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time

Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like you’re bathing in Windex
Boy why you so obsessed with me?

Why you so obsessed with me
Lying that you’re sexing me
It’s clear that you’re upset with me

Finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress
Last man on the earth still couldn’t hit this
You’re delusional, you’re delusional
Boy you’re losing your mind
It’s confusing yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with y our napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like you’re bathing in windex
Boy why you so obsessed with me?

The Warning by Eminem

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off

Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick s
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back

I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee

Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you
made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about

How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think since it’s been so long if i had something on you I
woulda did it by now

On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and
sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do

Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, you got
You think I’m scared of you?

You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt that made
me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her
legs to let me hit once

Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so
ugly that you had to be drunk to fuck  me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?

In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted
early cuz I ejaculated prematurely and bust all over your belly, and you almost
started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs
curling. Or maybe you do.

But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare
say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. That was 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a
third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.

Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the
amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs so don’t go opening your jibs cuz every time
you do it’s just another load of fibs

I ain’t saying this shit again, hoe. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot

(Slim Shady…I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?

Is to refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do

(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you

So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)

Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)

Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then Imma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

6 Responses to Mariah v. Eminem ; Obsessed v. The Warning

  1. steven July 31, 2009 at 3:28 pm #

    No, I am pretty sure when he said “murder you” was in meaning of humiliating her.

  2. Dan July 31, 2009 at 3:33 pm #

    haha, I know that Steven; that’s what I meant. I didn’t mean he was gonna kill her! LOLz

  3. darie September 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm #

    eminem is a beast:)
    he’s soo awesome for doing that
    mariah’s an idoit for even challenging him!
    <3333eminem!

  4. KimmyKim September 29, 2009 at 6:52 am #

    Mariah Carey won this battle. Eminem’s rhyme is whack and he is playing himself. Eminem is a known maniac who raps about killing his ex-wife.

    Eminem is whack and only gets way with his psycho rhymes because he is white.

  5. Dorian Corsello September 5, 2010 at 6:57 am #

    I think that Mariah Carey is a adorable person and she is blessed to have such a perfect voice and have nice things

  6. mofoss miriahs hot and got useddddd March 31, 2011 at 11:06 pm #

    motherf******* eminem is sick and ill x 10 in this song. moriah should just shut her lieing mouth, well put. he tapped that ass no doubt about it, hell i would tap em too if i was in her shoes!! prob sucked his dick and craddles his balls too

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